The Angry German Voice Story: #AngryGermanVoice #AGV

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#AngryGermanVoice:

“When Hitler was troubled with grogginess in the morning, Morell would inject him with a solution of water mixed with a substance from several small, gold-foiled packets, which he called “Vitamultin.” Hitler would arise, refreshed and invigorated. Ernst-Günther Schenck, a physician of Himmler’s SS, acquired one of the packets and had it tested in a laboratory. It was found to contain methamphetamine.”

…But I think we now all know why Hitler was so angry now from what ***** said… oh man this guy Hitler, he loved the Angry German Voice. It was a long-standing company name in Germany way before Hitler and still is today… Surprised you didn’t know that. Ya, Angry German Voice the AGV. 😉 My story about how it all went down…

The comedic fictional story I made up based on the fact that Hitler used meth regularly. The Angry German Voice Story:

I can only imagine what this poor poor scientist went through… He would’ve been so scared to even tell Hitler if he could please keep the angry German voice down until he left the room, he wasn’t trying to stop him. … But Hitler trusted the scientist so because he never got the dosage wrong for his morning shots of water mixed with meth. He’d always be sure to tell the scientist “Don’t ever tell anyone about this, that I been cheating on the angry German voice; this is between you n me… or else!” … “Ohhh, Scientist! You better get outta here! The shits kicking in! I won’t be able to contain the Angry German Voice for much longer!” … The AGV – Angry German Voice, always caught a bad rep because of all of this, when everyone finally found out Hitler been cheatin’ on the angry German voice the whole time. … the AGV too was afraid of Hitler.

Once everyone found out that he’d been cheatin’ on the angry German voice though, they didn’t like that guy anymore; so all kinds of people got together and cast down revenge on him. … After it all, the angry German voice could finally tell everyone, that Hitler would often threaten them if he couldn’t do the best angry German voice out there; and to not end him as being their main spokesperson. … A bad rep for the AGV, because they’d been a household name long before Hitler, a long-standing company, which still is to this day… there’s nothing wrong with the AGV… Just that one guy got really outta hand with it. #AngryGermanVoice

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Source Cited: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell

Kyle James Lee – The AEGIS Alliance – This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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Kyle James Leehttp://theaegisalliance.com
Majority Owner of The AEGIS Alliance. I studied in college for Media Arts, Game Development. Talents include Writer/Article Writer, Graphic Design, Photoshop, Web Design and Development, Video Production, Social Media, and eCommerce.

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