Florida Man tried to pass off ecstasy as baking ingredients

Geneus’ was pulled over by police at around 3 a.m. when officers noticed he had an outstanding warrant for his arrest, then Mr. Geneus came up with a half-baked plan.

Geneus was taken out of his carafter authorities saw a backpack in the passenger seat of his vehicle. Officers found two big bags of a white and brown substance, accompanies by a weigh scale.

Police said Geneus insisted he was merely carrying “sugar and a bag of corn starch to bake a cake,” but the substances were tested and both came up positive for ecstasy, with a hefty combined weight of 299.5 grams.

To top it all off, Geneus had yet a different bag stuffed full of a substance that ended up testing positive for methamphetamines.

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